Y cuando te desnudes ante él recuerda que al corazón no se llega por entre las piernas.


Nena - Los Aldeanos (Aldo)

  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
  • Anonymous: My girlfriends tits are ugly from weightloss what exercises can she do?


    What the fuck do you think is gunna happen when you lose weight from your chest.. they’re going to magically turn into perky rainbow titties?? Instead of coming to me for exercises you should exit her life she don’t need no man calling her tits ugly. You should be asking me how to fix that stank personality.

    The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.
    ― (via amor-con-patitas)

    (Source: ultrafacts)